Things my parents say!

1. YOU ARE ON YOUR PHONE 24/7! What do you keeping doing?
   Me : 24/7? LOL! That’s highly impossible, ma. I sleep for 20 hours and keep stuffing food into my mouth for the other 4.
   
2. Why are your shorts SO short? In our times, we had to cover up our entire body.
   Me : Well, the time’s changed now. You too can wear whatever you want! :D You want my red boxers? They’re heaven! :D
   
3. Do you have a boyfriend? Show me your phone!
   Me : Yes, yes, YES! :D But I can’t reveal his name. He works for NSA! Cool, no?
   
4. This man with Chaddi (Referring to Charlie, Two and a half Men) is always with a new girl! This is how the world works now?
   Me : Calm down, ma. We also have that crazy scientist from TBBT (Sheldon) who isn’t interested in women at all.
   
5. *My dad reacting to Sweet Child O’ Mine* - Is he experiencing labour pain?
   Me : Labour pain? LOLWUT? You have an amazing sense of humor, dad! -_-
   
   
   
6. *My mom reacting to Unforgiven II* - Why do you listen to meaningless songs? Shut that thing up before I have a brain hemorrhage!
   Me : You don’t say meaningless to Metallica! -_-
7. 
   You flunked in Math? What’s happening to my daughter? Come, I’ll take to you Dharmasthala!
   Me : I think I’m also going to flunk in Logic Design. Which temple will you take me to? :D
   
8. So, what are your future plans?
   Me : Define Future. *And when they’re done defining it, I pick up another word from the definition and ask them to define that. And this keeps on going until they get frustrated*.