Things I do during classes!

1.      I give myself a talking-to before the beginning of the class:
Okay, Microsoft hired only 3 people this time. Man, next year I got to be one of them. I’m going to concentrate today. Phew.
*Teacher walks in*.
“Goooood Moorninnggg, maaa’aaam!”

2.   I TRY to concentrate:
Alright, friend function is used to access private and protected members of a class. That’s not difficult.
*Teacher keeps talking* *Concentration snaps for a nano second*
Wait, what? What did she say? Dafuq is happening? OMG OMG. She’s talking Greek. I don’t know Greek. What does that piece of code do? DAMN! Okay, I'l ask Bro!
“You understood that, bro?” *Bro nods*.
Okay, bro didn’t understand either. Cool. We both will flunk together. Screw OOPs, screw engineering! Pfft!

3.   I keep checking my phone. 45 minutes left for the class to end. Damn, this shit is soooo boring. I NEED A TIME MACHINE!

4.   I think about my crush! :P Oh, *his name*! He’s soooo cute! But I know it’s not going to happen! How can he not see my awesomeness? I mean, is he stupid? No wait, I’m stupid. Actually, I am smart. I think I’m socially awkward. What? No. Damn .Bleh, he’s a distraction. I have a career to make. I have to work on my awesomeness. And not waste time on guys. Forget him. Pfft!

5.   I think about my career! B) This is not happening, Preethi. What have you done this semester? What have you done from the first semester? Winning a couple of quizzes doesn’t make you awesome. Blogging and painting doesn’t make you awesome. Giving seminars doesn’t make you awesome! You got to do something more. Okay from today on, I’ll start aptitude preparation! OMG! How can I forget puzzles? And HR? And GD? OMG, my vocabulary sucks! Damn, tech round! I haven’t programmed in such a long time! What if I’m not placed? Forget Microsoft! I won’t even get a job in Infy! :’(MY. LIFE. IS. OVER!*Gets a panic attack*

6.   I TRY to concentrate. Again.
“Operator overloading is blah blah blah blaaahhhh.”
OH GOD WHY? Okay, I’ll study about all this tonight and concentrate tomorrow.
What? 20 more minutes? Okay, let’s draw something!

Things at the back of my "CLASSWORK" lol.

7.     I talk to the people sitting next to me!

One of the conversations I found in my "CLASSWORK" lol.

8.   I cry thinking of my problems: THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS ONTO SOMETHING! My laptop! Blue screens! Why does all the bad things have to happen to me? How do I fix it? What if I can’t fix it? I won’t be able to program! And build apps! And learn stuff online. And if I can’t do any of these things, then no company will hire me! OMG, MY CAREER IS OVER!
No, I won’t let that happen.  I’ll go to consumer court and screw the shit out of DELL people!

9.   I dream.
I dream of having a start-up. Or becoming the CEO of *insert any awesome company*! Or living in a beach-side mansion at Malibu. And going on a world tour.

10.  I rejoice when the bell rings and I know that the class is over.